LOOK WHERE I WAS YESTERDAY
JUST FREAKING LOOK

Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...

If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch

What if...?

The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.